Midnight Phone Calls

I was asleep, and now I'm awake... While it makes me feel really important and really like the President, I wish it were someone else that called.

For those of you in the simulation who think that it's all over for my Presidency, I will not be a lame duck--tomorrow, I will let another cat out of the bag. Andy, you're a genius!

No one is safe--we fight a war on terror--I must keep our homeland secure... Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.

Lay in bed,
stare at the ceiling,
iPod set to playlist called, ::sigh::

Ha²--how melodramatic.